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Traverse Maniacs Vol. I
(2012-09-20 - 2012-09-20)
The first ever article! Weapons, and Falafels! (But, you can't have a waffle.)
Merilan Yursalin (A painstakingly handwritten sheaf of paper has been making circulations around Traverse Town. It labels itself as 'Traverse Maniacs' in large bold letters up top and has the look of a periodical... if periodicals were, in fact, written by hand.)

-= TRAVERSE MANIACS VOL. I =-

>> DAZZLING! New World-Crossing Start!

Hello everyone!

My name is Merilan, and I am writing this today to announce that Traverse Maniacs is now publishing!

In truth, the idea was born from a magazine I found, called 'Timber Maniacs'. However, I didn't seem to be able to find hair nor hide of the place. Was it swallowed into the Darkness, I wonder? Oh, how terrible! But, I was highly moved and motivated by the stories within the magazine, so it is with all my heart that I declare that I am carrying on in their honor!

My goal is to deliver to all of you the most interesting stories from throughout the worlds, to all the worlds!

So, please watch this periodical warmly!

>> MYSTERIOUS! Review of The Culinary Weapons-Crafting Magazine!

I found an interesting-looking magazine while shlepping around in Deling City's Hotel Arcade today. It is named 'Weapons Monthly', March Issue, and they advise you of all the latest and hottest tips and tricks to tweaking your weapons for maximum advantage!

But, I suppose it's useless if you use weird weapons.

In the interests of a story, however, this humble journalist tried to make of the recipes! I chose a recipe for a pair of metal gloves, and it states that you must have:

* One (1) Fish Fin
* Four (4) M-Stone Piece

... ...

I'm sorry, dear readers! This humble journalist did try her hardest, but it appears it requires a special skill I don't possess...

The glove I made was in no way metal... and it started to really stink after three days... then it fell apart. I was too scared of the stink to even put them on, in truth. Should I not have used salmon fins...? But, it only says 'fish' on the magazine.

Who makes metal gloves out of magic stones and fish, anyway...? M-Mysterious indeed...! What a formidable magazine!

Lox on Bagels with Cream Cheese Rating: 9.5 / 10

(There's all of, like, 25 copies scattered about town, mostly stuck up on Billboards and Cafe postings. Somewhere, there is a unique 26th rough draft that seems to have been penned on the plain side of a 'Saheed's Falafel Hut: No You Can't Have A Waffle' kebab wrap.)

 
This scene contained 1 poses. The players who were present were: Merilan Yursalin.