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| Traverse Maniacs Vol. V |
| (2012-10-13 - 2012-10-13) |
| Our intrepid journalist finds out that airships hurt to get hit by. Also, perhaps love?! Kyaa! Dear readers, please stay tuned! |
| Merilan Yursalin | -= Traverse Maniacs Vol. V =- >> ORDERLY! The Airship City of Lindblum...! I visited Lindblum after... getting lost! I travelled long, and far, and wide... and, somehow, I arrived on the Southern Continent. I had a good feeling! But, I got hit by an airship in the head an hour after arriving. Everyone! If you plan to be flying over Lindblum, please be aware that the skies are in fact used as traffic lanes! Please obey the air traffic rules, and please wear Lindblum Royal Air Force-designated visibility vests and practice your hand turning signals! Also, you should only cross at specially marked avian creature crossing lanes - jaywalking is in fact an offense! Fortunately, dear readers, I was rescued by a member of the Tantalus Theatre Troupe, Miss Lia. Miss Lia is so kind! She showed me around the city. Although, I don't think she knows a lot about the city... but, that just makes it a learning experience for the both of us! You also have to watch where you stand. At one point, I was just writing in my notebook up in the air and someone yelled at me that I was double parking! I--I didn't even know I was large enough to do that! Mumu... Dear Readers, this--this humble journalist has to re-evaluate herself! Wide Load Rating: 7 / 10 ...? >> TOUCHING! Tantalus Theatre Troupe's Exhilirating Performance! Miss Lia also took me to the theatre, where she works, and showed me the current play the Troupe was performing. Mumu... what was it called again? No, I think it was called 'Canary Wants To Be You', by a bard poet called Sir Shakes... something. Why am I thinking of Milkshakes...? But, dear readers, don't fret, I remember full well what the play was about! In an era of war and darkness between human and tapir, two kingdoms are at odds against each other! It was the West, and the East... this is the story of the indefatigable love between a tapir prince of the West, Marcus, and the lovely bearded chef princess of the East, Cornelia! But, Draco's father, the blind diapered man-baby King Leo, would not approve of their marriage!! Shocku! Since their kingdoms are at war with each other, he does not want Marcus to be seeing Cornelia! I--I won't spoil what happens, because it's too amazing for words to describe. But, rest assured that they blow up the stage with pyrotechnics and have an hour break to rebuild it, and they even invite you to lunch! Wow! It's like a meet and greet with the actors! The Troupe must have an improvisational style, because the bearded princess had to run into the bathroom after lunch and asked me to play the role of the princess! What service! Of course, everything works out alright in the end! I've never been dazzled by such a heartwarming, yet dramatic play of demihuman love! Wow! Everyone, if you are in Lindblum, or when the Troupe goes on tour, please be sure to give their performances a watch - it is spectacular! Cornelius Q. Baigan Royal School of Theatre Rating: 9 / 10 |